A splash of humor

Oh. This thing happened in the dissection room today. We were dissecting a few eyeball specimen when our teacher wanted to make a "window" into one of them... but the scissors were too dull and the brain slicer too big. So he tried the scalpel... when the scalpel finally penetrated the eye he had put so much pressure on it that the vitreous humor squirted like a fountain right up his face and hit him in both his eyes. Ohhh... that one day when something nasteyy will squirt into my eye...